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Saturday, September 15, 2007 |
UPDATE
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This was a fun project while it lasted, just don't have time for it right now. Thanks to all who shared ! |
posted by phoneyfresh @ 5:30 PM |
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Friday, January 12, 2007 |
VISIT MY NEW BLOG!
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Visit my new blog where I share all the weird stuff I like!
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posted by phoneyfresh @ 5:45 PM |
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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 |
Song Poem #11
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Thi is one of many great poems written by the great Tony Downs. He sent me about ten of them believe it or not, all of them great! A lot of his poems are written in the rap genre, and from what he tells me this would make song poem history being the FIRST rap song poem! Visit Tony's site http://tonydowns1975.tripod.com/ for more great song poem stuff!
"Ask To Mock!" Poem by Anthony Downs
A knock on the door and who do I see? Well, it’s my homie Tee with his homie the bad seed, They walk right in and they start to laugh, Cuz my mom just asked if I peed the bath I look my mom right dead in the eye, And tell her “so what, my bath, it’s my right! And so what I’m gassy like silly, From eating all the chili, 10 cans couldn’t fill me, Tee and the seed are nowhere to be found, Then from the kitchen I’m hearin’ an awful sound, The door is open on the fridge, I start to shout, “NO yo, mom’s gonna bitch!” Tee looks at me like he’s gonna trip, He says, “My God dude, Look at all the food, You’re stocked up with a feast till at least 2082” I jump in like a CB, gangsta ninja-player, Sayin here’s all the flava you’re gonna saver One slice meat, one slice bread, No cheese, don’t frown at me, you heard what I said! Seed looks at me and starts to point, “One slice bro, all you get in this joint!” Seed and Tee laugh nonstop, But I say:
Guy ask to mock, Mock to ask to learn, Learn to ask to mock before I give you a gaia burn
In front of the TV and what do I see? Two oversized sammies bein eaten by T and the seed! My head tilts down as I start to frown, Turn the TV to the blue channel to lose the sound Index and thumb locked around my nose, I say, “dammit bros” in a low tone, They start to laugh once again, “Bro, hey yo I thought we were friends!” Seed looks at me and he says “we are, this is true” Before he opens a can of Mountain Dew, Tee looks at me and he does the same, Then I feel like I’ve gone insane, “I can’t support your habit non-stop! Did you ask to pop the top on that pop?” Tee says, “Uh Oh, Guy get mad!” Seed follows up with an “oops, sorry dad!” Now I’m in the front yard kickin’ on a tree, Mad as I just might ever be, Watching that tree shake from the bottom to the top, And I don’t stop shouting till that tree drops:
Guy ask to mock, Mock to ask to learn, Learn to ask to mock before I give you a gaia burn
Why oh why don’t they listen to guy? Why oh why, oh why oh why? (times three)
Thanks Tony for these great rhymes!
DOWNLOAD THE SONG: Phoneyfresh - Ask To Mock!
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posted by phoneyfresh @ 9:00 AM |
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Song Poem #10
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Here's a special treat for you! A poem by me turned into a song by The Original Crazy Dave! Dave Dubowski is a great new talent who sells his service on Ebay, and you can get a song done for a very reasonable price. I paid $15.00, a lot better deal than the $300 you might pay in the days of old for a song. Just go to www.EasyDinar.com and see one of his auctions, you can also get some flower seeds from him while your at it!
"Clothespin Boogie" Poem By Tony Vosik, Music By Crazy Dave
Verse 1:
Down at the gas station they give out false teeth and salvation they say its the best in the nation they claim its the cheapest in town
so roll your rug out on my floor and pound a nail into my door what was the football score how do they calculate these things
Chorus: dont call me on the telephone dont ring the bell when I aint home dont ask me where I come from I wouldnt ask such things of you
dont give my dog your chicken bones don't spray him down with cheap cologne dont ask me to play on your trombone OK, maybe a note or two
Verse 2:
Down at the power plant they got snorkels in their hands they like to smack me on the ass they invite me out to dinner
but when I punch that time clock and put my key into that lock and set fire to my paper smock I feel like such a winner
(Chorus)
Bridge: Everybody's got the cheese flingin' their rancid sausages at me everybody's gettin' high as the moon floatin' down the river on a plastic spoon......and now i croon........
(Chorus 2x, fade on second)
Thanks Dave for the great music!!!!!
DOWNLOAD THE SONG: Crazy Dave - Clothespin Boogie
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posted by phoneyfresh @ 8:48 AM |
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Song Poem #9
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Another Great Song Poem by J. Richardson, a truly great lyricist who has had song done by Magic Key and J. Gale Kilgore in the past.
"Livin' on the Outskirts of Love" Poem by J. Richardson
You really did a number on this trusting heart of mine Got me hooked and reeled me in without hardly even tryin'
As soon as you wrapped up my heart The game was all but through it was time to fool another fool like the one who cherished you.
CHORUS-Though I'm livin' on the outskirts of love I'll be comin' back to town one fine day I'll find another baby with a true and lovin' touch to help me toss your memory away.
A finer job of acting Tinseltown has never seen it certainly deserves a spot up on that silver screen
but now I'll take the leading role the plot is gonna change A happy ending's on the way not the one which you arranged.
Congratulations on your prize but I won't be down for long I know I'll find a heart that's true we'll write a sweeter song And one day you'll sit all alone feelin' what I'm feelin' now That will be your chance to learn and redeem yourself somehow.
Thanks for another great one Jeff!
DOWNLOAD THE SONG: Tony Vosik - Livin' on the Outskirts of Love
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posted by phoneyfresh @ 8:39 AM |
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Song Poem #8
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This ones from Magnus over at www.bellybongo.com, a really cool site by the way.
"I Am Zoomer" - Poem By Magnus
I am Zoomer the hip beatnik tiki robot Zoom out Yeah! Got that swing? I'm in the swing of things cool
I am Zoomer the beatnik tiki robot WOW Building your world
I may look odd to YOU Looking ODD! Oddlocking But I am Zoomer Zoom out yeah!
Sipping on a Coconaut upside down to you The way I like it MAN
Hanging out with the Mooncreature from the Moooooon spinning hip wax from Saturn. That's cool Ethereal bongo beats and electronic zounds by some cats up the hill
It's the wake up call Gotta go to that room where the birds sing sweeeetly Se you around Like in Tiki-ville baby
Yeah!
Thanks man for the great poem!
DOWNLOAD THE SONG: Tony Vosik - I Am Zoomer
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posted by phoneyfresh @ 8:26 AM |
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Tuesday, December 19, 2006 |
SONG POEM #7
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Merry Christmas! Here's a special Christmas Song Poem for all of you! It comes courtesy of Tom Lewis and was written by his five year old twins Ivy and Noah! I thought it would be a great chance to use my little brother Wilson and sisters Carmen and Megan as backup singers on this one. Thanks for your help guys!
"Santa on a Motorcycle" Poem by Ivy and Noah
Santa, its to you
Santa on a motorcycle Now(4x)
Driving thru the north pole Now(4x)
Bringing presents Now(4x)
The elves are making toys Now(4x)
The chimneys are waiting Now(4x)
All the children are dreaming Now(4x)
Christmas lights Now(4x)
Everyone says hooray! Now(4x)
Christmas trees Now(4x)
The children play with their toys Now(4x)
Everyone says Santa Now(4x)
Christmas CDs Now(4x)
Thank you, Santa. It's the ending tale
And thank you Kids for the great poem! Hope Santa's good to you!
DOWNLOAD the Song: Tony Vosik an the Kids - Santa on a Motorcycle |
posted by phoneyfresh @ 7:20 AM |
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Friday, December 15, 2006 |
SONG POEM #6
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And now a poem from J. Richardson, who is an avid Song-poem author and has even had songs done by Magic Key And J. Gale Kilgore. Impressive! And now I have the privilege to interpret this gem....
"LINOLEUM, HOORAY!" Poem By J. Richardson
Linoleum has been my life It's done a lot for me It paid for Brenda's braces and Tom's psychotherapy.
It's why that pool's out in the yard and a boat's out on the bay It's why I'd like to sing my thanks Linoleum, hooray!
CHORUS-
Hooray for linoleum, an American tradition It's been around so gosh-darn long An unlimited edition Linoleum is always there to be a family friend The wonders of linoleum are wonders without end.
Imagine no linoleum Not easy but just try It saved the day for countless folks And every girl and guy who makes their choice linoleum will be glad they chose so well when all their guests say "Golly, your linoleum looks swell!"
DOWNLOAD THE SONG: Tony and The P.F.S. Dance Hall Band - LINOLEUM, HOORAY! |
posted by phoneyfresh @ 6:55 PM |
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SONG POEM #5
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Please forgive me Lord, for I know not what I do! This one is kinda bad, my performance I mean. I did one take love it or leave it. I am really trying to stay true to some of the Song Poem rules of thumb: Don't ever do more than one take, and don't spend too long on any one song! But I don't have hundreds of poems rolling in either. Oh well, the beauty of these tunes is their total rawness, and total lack of commercial appeal! The words here are great though, thanks to Trademark G. over at The Evolution Control Committee, an ode to a librarian love of his past.
"From Aardvark to Zythum" Poem By TradeMark G.
I remember the day When I first did lay My eyes on your spectacled face Topped with blond curls Reading Funk & Wagnall's At the library of Orsonville Place
I felt my jaw drop As you looked up Some word beginning with I And I said "S'cuse me, How 'bout you 'n' me Look up something beginning with You."
When I think of your love A to Z's not enough I love you from Aardvark to Zythum! Aardvark, my love! Zythum, my love! I love you from Aardvark to Zythum!
Now I love U And U love I But I and U aren't enough! Not I to U, But A to Z - And even THAT'S not enough!
When I think of our love A to Z's not enough I love you from Aardvark to Zythum! Aardvark, my love! Zythum, my love! I love you from Aardvark to Zythum!
Thank you Trademark G.!
DOWNLOAD The Song: Tony And the Top-Notch Players - From Aardvark to Zythum
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posted by phoneyfresh @ 3:39 PM |
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Off The Charts
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I finally got a copy of "Off The Charts: The Song Poem Story", and it's a great film! I highly recommend it if you are interested in Song Poem music. You can get it on Ebay pretty cheap (I only paid one cent plus four bucks shipping) so check it out! |
posted by phoneyfresh @ 3:23 PM |
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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 |
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Wowee Zowee! Some Really great poems have been coming in now! I'm up to my neck in 'em! Like I said previously, I can't guarantee that every poem will become a song, but the material I've been getting is all worthy! So bear with me as it may take a while to see your work fully realized as a poem, I don't have a full group of musicians to back me up or else I'd just pump 'em out like days of old. Your poems will be made in the order they are received.
Special thanks goes to PCL LinkDump for the help, without you some cool cats probably would never have found me! Also thanks to all the others who have linked to this site! |
posted by phoneyfresh @ 1:44 PM |
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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 |
SONG POEM #4
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Really not sure what this one is about or what "Teffelone" is exactly, but the poems writer Otis Fodder says it's dedicated to someone. I'm guessing that it's a nickname or inside joke of some kind. Anyway here 'tis, sung by my good friend the fantastic Andy and his Apple Boppers!
"Teffelone" Poem by Otis Fodder
Teffelone Teffelone How do you do? Cherry Lollipop? Rockets for Two?
A String and a bag Can be such a treat Or one stoplight And a Pie Made of Meat
Praise the lord, I'm A Man A Manley Man Man And you are a woman You god fearing woman From the tiny small town Of Pepe Le Pew One stoplight and a Pie made of meat Lord what a treat
Two Two Two Five Three I Found Love Two Two Two Five Three Trust Trust TRUST TRUST TRUST Cause I am... Teffelone Teffelone Teffelone I'm I'm Teffelone Teffelone Teffelone I'm I'm Teffelone Teffelone Teffelone And Teffelone is the most beautiful word in the world...
Thanks Otis for the great poem!
Download the Song: Andy and the Apple Boppers - Teffelone |
posted by phoneyfresh @ 6:34 PM |
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SONG POEM #3
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This Poem was written by an old friend of mine, Josh. I just performed it folk style with clunky guitar and mouth harp under my folk alter ego, A. James Barnswallow.
"Moratorium" Poem by Josh Courtney
Tantalizing my mind with thoughts of thinking Nothing more though it seems I've caught my breath underneath the sheets Burning the ashes like feeding the full Nevertheless I yearn for more Purity contained in lustful thoughts Afraid of the future damning the past Looking further and further into the end Not sure where to go, but forwards a choice Can this just be failure picking on me? Or rather devastation making me All in all life is grand But I make the choice of filtering the sand
Thanks Josh for the words!
DOWNLOAD the Song: A. James Barnswallow - Moratorium
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posted by phoneyfresh @ 12:45 PM |
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SONG POEM #2
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Hello again! Here's the second song poem for you all. This time you get to hear me at my Magic Organ! All of the laughing you hear is my own voice multi-tracked. Hope you like it!
"Laughing" Poem By Michael Leigh
I was laughing fit to bust Laughing so much I thought I'd pop All the buttons on my shirt I laughed so much it hurt
I just couldn't stop laughing What a hoot! I thought my sides would split They did! And what's more all my funny bones Fell out on the floor!
Thanks Michael!
DOWNLOAD the Song: Tony Vosik at his Magic Organ - Laughing
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posted by phoneyfresh @ 11:51 AM |
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Thursday, December 7, 2006 |
SONG POEM #1
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Ok, Here tis the first song poem! It took me a while because I was having lot of computer problems, but things are getting back in shape now. Anyways here she is, please download and comment!
"Technicolor Tomorrows" Poem By Shawn Kiser
stand young girl out the dark room window fly and you thought you were high bathed in the starlight they are your eyes looking down through crystal grey skies she sleeps on cloud tops trapped under a looking glass they never know the lightning sparks from your wand shes strong in faith she dreams of love she comes down to play with imaginary friends by the lake go make your round to the flowers holding hands dance in a circle the sea is a sky the sea is a sky dive into the rushing waters on the clouds slumber for all dream of colorful tomorrows
Thanks Shawn for the great poem!
DOWNLOAD The Song:
Tony Vosik - Technicolor Tomorrows
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posted by phoneyfresh @ 12:00 PM |
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